Definitions by Charverharver

Playmore Mine 

A toy left lying around by a kid for an unsuspecting adult to step on. Usually causes severe pain and naughty words.

Lego has to be the worst Playmore Mine in history. Timmy left a piece lying on the laminate flooring and I still walk with a limp a week later.

Playmore Mine by Charverharver February 1, 2017

Energizer Granny 

An elderly woman who was old in nineteen o' Jesus and still keeps on going and going and going...

Sakhan Dosova is an Energizer Granny. (Look her up - apparently she is/was 134).

Energizer Granny by Charverharver March 25, 2010

Go-Go Granny

An elderly woman who is well into their jogging, cycling or any other keep fit activities. Not to be confused with Energizer Granny.

Look at the old go-go granny jogging over there, she looks like the female version of Jimmy Saville!

Go-Go Granny by Charverharver February 5, 2010

Butt Mutt

A breed of canine that has a tail strategically placed so that it permanently displays its arsehole. Espescially prominent on light coloured dogs.

Look at that bloke over there walking his butt mutt. Why do people think that sort of thing is attractive, I mean bloody hell, the dog keeps winking at me with its backside and putting me off my subway sandwich!

Butt Mutt by Charverharver January 10, 2010