K: Hey, how was your first week at your new job?
A: It was great, I got that good bird and I'm ready to blow it all.
A: It was great, I got that good bird and I'm ready to blow it all.
by Mozzers April 3, 2017

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by TheOneCow May 6, 2018

Shitfuck #1: I don't know why my civic won't start.
Shitfuck #2: I know what's wrong with it, aint got no gas in it.
Shitfuck #2: I know what's wrong with it, aint got no gas in it.
by Shitfuck God January 26, 2022

omg look at him he just got jessed
Omg man you got jessed
Dog you've been jessed ahaa!!
omg dude look at that boy he just got jessed i bet his name ends in 'os
Omg man you got jessed
Dog you've been jessed ahaa!!
omg dude look at that boy he just got jessed i bet his name ends in 'os
by Shmakalackingsheri May 27, 2009
