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Santa flaws

1. When someone has issues with lying to kids.

2. Pessimist version of Santa Clause.
1. Bobo didn’t raise his kids to believe in Santa Flaws.

2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.
by HumaneAnimal April 21, 2018
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Bush fleas

Crabs. Bugs in your private area.
Crystal is dirty as fuck spreading her bush fleas
by Shortbusridurr July 16, 2018
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Fleshy flesher

The fetish to anything that is fleshy, or fleshy or big and holdable in nature other then the breasts and buttocks.
1: I had dated this girl and we had sex and she started loving my calves, and then my nose, and biceps.
2: Oh, she’s a total fleshy flesher.
1: I kind of like this though.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
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Cactus Flesh

A nickname for a boyo often found wearing a green sweater. The sweater will be nicknamed cactus and since the boyo wears cactus all the time he now becomes a cactus flesh.
Manuel the cute little cactus flesh.
by TinyBee September 4, 2018
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flarmesan fleas

Robert: Man, theres so many fleas!
Josh: Man, throw some Parmesan on them!!!
Robert: WHY?
Josh: Then they will be flarmesan fleas. It's a delicious snack.
by airplane34 October 1, 2018
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Dave Flawson Gel

A freakinʻ intentional misspellinʻ of David Lawson Gill
“ʻREEEEEEEEEEEEʻ said Dave Flawson Gel” said Ruan Megegin
by Megninja23 April 8, 2019
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Full Flesh Hug

I walked off the plane and gave my friends a full flesh hug
by IncompetentAndIrish September 14, 2019
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