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oopa loop reverse sidekick flat top

The best of the best sex position available to man kind, if you dont know it, it's too advance for you. Takes at least 2 times of trying it to actually get it down. Takes 7 times to ace it... if your lover knows it, keep them, they know what they are doing in the bed room.
oopa loop reverse sidekick flat top is girl in handstand while guy over her facing oppisite direction while male sticks in butt and reaches around while fisting her vagina, thats not the hard part yet. the female must reach up and massage his balls.
by sex addicts to the rescue March 30, 2010
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down like four flat tires on a dump truck

Mike says: Hey are you down to go to the movie tonight.

Rashad says: I'm down like four flat tires on a dump truck.
by Larry Scott January 3, 2008
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i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich

The act of receiving oral from ones mom after you get a sunburned penis and leaving behind such things as sperm, flakes of skin.
oh ya, i'll give your mom a flat bread sandwich and she'll like it. nom nom nom nom
by hayabusa1285 March 11, 2009
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Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.
"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."
by Gixzo June 22, 2008
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cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel

So cheap it's almost free.
This stock is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel.

Wow, this car is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel!

Yo mama is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel...
by rickyboi January 11, 2016
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raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.
"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"
by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007
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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
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