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jelly doughnut 

The jelly doughnut came from the 10th century, after skull fucking a prisoner of war one pulls out and cums into the prisoners nose, one then procedes to take his shield and bash the prisoners face until pulpy and bloody, by this time the cum is barely recognizable and the prisoners face sorta looks like a jelly doughnut.
OHHHH man, I totally just gave that mother fuckin barbarian a jelly doughnut.
jelly doughnut by billy o'neil August 3, 2004

time to make the doughnuts 

A statement made in the morning (possibly before work) by a man to his partner indicating that he'd like some morning sex.
Jay woke up around 7 and started dry-humping Lucinda, stating "Time to make the doughnuts!"

D-Block Doughton

A dorm at Appalachian State University, also known as "Home of the Headies." Drugs galore fill the hallways, and alcohol flows like a river from the 7th to the 1st floor. It is populated by quite a variety of people ranging from: sorostitutes, gangstas, "hippies", kids who never leave their rooms, and the druggies, who have thier own categories. Bean poppers - always doing light shows and disturbing the peace with the bass of their techno from DJs in Charlotte. Shroom-heads 'cidders - These kids trip balls on a daily basis...often seen laughing constantly or uttering the words "What's going on maaaaaaan?" Favorite movie: Fear and Loathing. Cokeheads - fiending for that white, these niggaz are crazy. Usually rich and sketchy. Adderollers - Adderal poppin motherfuckers, can't study without it. Also used in combination with other drugs for the bored. Pillpops - Listen to Lil Wyte - Oxycontin constantly. Xannies for everyone.
Basically D-Block is where the real niggaz be at. Close with Hoey, rivals with Canon, fuck West campus, East side we ride. Str8 up. Right.
Yo B. Wade be trippin balls up in D-Block, forreal.
D-Block Doughton by Dat nigga February 9, 2005

doughnut swirly 

when one is crapping and eating a doughnut at the same time; as one stands to wipe one's arse, one accidentally drops the doughnut into the pan. the dilemma is; should one pick out the doughnut, wash it under the tap, and carry on eating?
colin "what's that brown stain round your north and south kev?"
kevin "i've jus' finished a doughnut swirly."
doughnut swirly by theWestHamfan December 15, 2003

doughnut 

A pastry sold at Krispy Kreme at most Albertson's stores or at Dunkin Donuts
I prefered the chocolate or sugared donuts.
doughnut by Saints October 22, 2003

Pillsbury Dough Girl  

A girl who is so so different that she is fat and skinny at the same time. She is very fun to poke and she makes noises when you do. She also gets paid for "services" by Honathans.
Pillsbury Dough Girl : Stop poking me!!

Random Person: I cant your the Pillsbury Dough Girl!=
Pillsbury Dough Girl by Honathan January 27, 2009