Butt fuck Egypt

When something is really far

You were gone forever yesterday cause you were all the way in butt fuck Egypt!!

by Elena June 9, 2003

Butt Pumpkin

Bowel movements that are quite a bit larger than the standard 'rabbit turd', yet hold the same consistency and shape as their smaller cousin.

Large round turds that require work and time to pass.

Almost guaranteed splash-back due to density and size.

Hollyfeld: knock knock “Dude, you ok in there?”

Java: grunting/strained “I’m fine. Just planting some butt pumpkins from all that Moussaka last night”

{contributing editor Lazlo Hollyfeld - thank you for your creative prowess}

by Javad0g July 24, 2009

Jutt Butt

A person (usually a woman) who has a significantly protruding buttocks.

"Y'know, Jutt Butt, we could play a game of bridge on your ass." (Supposedly what Bob Hope once said to Doris Day)

by Rumphumper November 6, 2007

Butt Cleaner

One who licks, or cleans, the shit off of the ass hole and/or ass cheeks that was just taken on them.

She was his toilet, and butt cleaner.

by RSB2011 March 5, 2009

Butt Fire Game

A drinking game where each player must chug an entire beer. First both players each place one end of a piece toilet paper in each others butt(perferably 5 squares in length) The middle of the toilet paper is then Lit. Each player must finish their beer before they can pull out the toilet paper and may not start to drink before the fire is lit. (Also known as Fire in the Whole)

Luc: hea Jon I hear you have a challenge in butt fire game?
Jon: Are you challenging me or is Chris?
Chris: no way in hell my ass hairs are burned from butt fire game last night.

by butfiregame January 4, 2008

Spitting Sugar Out The Butt

The offering of an insincere compliment. Lying to someone for the sake of sparing their feelings.

"I told her that her tramp-stamp made her look chaste and sophisticated. Clearly, I was just spitting sugar out the butt."

by afdone March 7, 2010

diaper butt

n. When the fabric on the butt of jeans stretches and no longer fits tightly. Called "diaper butt" because of the baggy appearance, similar to a diaper full of poop.
Term can be applied to swim suits.

"Aw man, I haven't washed these pants in about 3 days. They're all stretched out and look like diaper butt."

by max636 May 19, 2008