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how to eat bread

Idk just put in your fucking mouth
by Crispy pigeon taco October 12, 2021
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Nigger bread

The little crunchy brown bread in Gardettos snack mix.
White person: Yo, can I have some of dat nigger bread please?

Black person: What the fuck did you just say to me?

White person: The crunchy brown bread in your Gardettos.

Black person: Oh, aight.
by Takao April 3, 2007
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Let's get this bread

Bread is another word for money and money is a sign of success. So it means succeeding is whatever you're doing.
Guy 1:- I'm having my algebra exam tommorow

Guy 2:- Study hard bro so you can get the bread

Guy 1:- Yes Bro, Let's get this bread
by Itsmepixel November 4, 2018
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Scottish Garlic Bread

The act of seasoning one's penis with exotic herbs and spices in preparation for a blowjob. This technique is believed to make the penis more appetizing to the giver of the blowjob as well as more nutritional. Common ingrediants include, but are not limited to: salt, pepper, nutmeg, and garlic, from which the act derives its name.
Allison: Hey Jess, what's that I smell on your breath?

Jess: Oh, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth!

Allison: Did you go out to eat at an Italian restaurant with Jim?

Jess: No, but after a night at the movies I had some Scottish Garlic Bread.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009
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monkey bread

Sweet food made from baking pieces of biscuits after covering them with cinnamon/sugar mix and then baked iin a bunt pan.
"I even made you a plate, soul food, know how Granny do it
Monkey bread on the side, know how the family do it" - Kanye West
by MHeath August 13, 2005
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Baking Banana Bread

When having sexual relations with a women; the penis is termed "banana" and the vagina is the "bread." "Baking" is simply the sexual act. This term is commonly referred to in conditions when saying "i fucked the shit out of that bitch" would be innappriotate
"Hey whats up man... did you bake banana bread with suzy last night?"

"Yea, I did... we made several loafs."
by Big Birm October 11, 2004
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