Kankakee Birthday

While having sex, you shit on your partners chest. Then stick candles in it, light them, and allow your partner to make a wish and blow them out.

I gave my girlfriend a Kankakee Birthday last night.

Kankakee Birthday by Rodeo Fan 94 July 18, 2009

Your Birthday 

Your birthday is a special day where you celebrate the day you were born.
Usually with a cake and/or gifts.
If today is Your Birthday happy birthday

Lucy: hey Isabella it's your birthday! Happy Birthday
Isabella: aww thanks

Your Birthday by GlitchtheGamer December 21, 2019

Happy Birthday 

happy-whatever reason im giving this small insignificant piece of crap to you.
Should be said with enthusiasm.

person, whilst handing someone else a half empty tube of toothpaste:Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday by cheeseflambe July 20, 2009

jesus birthday sex 

An excuse to do the dirty on christmas day. May be used to avoid the wrath of God for sinning on his son's birthday.

John: Are you free tonight? I need a little christmas lovin, if you know what I mean...

Jane: I'm not sure God would ever forgive me.

John: Don't worry, it's jesus birthday sex. He'll take it as a compliment that we are celebrating His birth.

Jane: Ok! Let's do it!

jesus birthday sex by Jbislollipop23 December 26, 2009

Happy Birthday 

1. A song sung on someone's birthday.
2. The act of hitting someone with a container full of very hot tap water while they are sleeping or passed out; singing the happy birthday song.

My cousin was passed out on the couch so we filled up the dish basin with hot water and gave him a happy birthday, it was so funny!

Happy Birthday by I'm Built for Speed! April 15, 2006

Three Quarter birthday 

A party held for someone nine months to the day after there birthday because it has been three quarters of a year since there birthday.

He was born on June 12th so his three quarter birthday will be on March 12th.

Its his three Quarter birthday.

Three Quarter birthday by judge dredd7 October 12, 2012

Happy Birthday, Grandma! 

1) The worst possible thing to say during sexual intercourse or any other intimate situation.

2) The best possible thing to say when maliciously scattering your dead elder's body parts at three in the afternoon in a children's playground.

1) Self explanitory; vivid, vomit inducing visual.

2) Self explanitory; vivid, necrophilia inducing visual.

"Happy birthday, Grandma!"

Happy Birthday, Grandma! by LunarlightChronicles February 15, 2008