chris bartnicki

someone of polish decent, usually under 5 and a half feet tall, with a severe anger problem. Typically has one arm bigger than the other and has what some might consider to be a "small" wiener.

you see that scrub in the pajama pants over there? he's a real chris bartnicki

by james(god) March 13, 2009

barton

the barton is very misunderstood in modern english many people think it is a type of intercourse and some think it is a poop scoop, both wrong. a barton is actually a small feeble agressive child that will sack tap, debag, t-bag, curb stomp and even circumcise anyone who offends him. they usually come in the shape of a Joel but often get renamed to Jopel. they also like to have sex with small children gigidy gigidy goo

you guys omg, omg you guys jopel totaly just destroyed my daughters cherry, theres cunt all over the room.
or
barton just took my testicles because i reminded him of the time he told me about his mother getting a coil.

by jackisasexygitmmmm February 22, 2008

Bartuzzi

1. The nickname of Vancouver Canucks forward Todd Bertuzzi.

2. A drunk, overpaid NHL star who likes to party at the Roxy and punch people in the back of the head.

John: Lets go to a bar or something.

Mark: How about the Roxy?

John: Ok.

Later that night...

John: Look, there's Todd Bartuzzi.

Mark: BAAAAARTUZZI!!!

(Mark gets punched in the back of the head)

by deekman May 26, 2006

Bartentard

Someone who works behind a bar and has very little knowledge of their job, beer, wine, or alcohol in general.

"This bartentard only charged me $2.50 for this Southern Tier Unearthly, he thought it was a Yuengling!"

by 814DH May 28, 2009

Kieran Barter

A full on twatbag. One who likes to think they're cool but is secretly gay.

That bloke over there is such a Kieran Barter

by Do I give a fuck June 29, 2011

Bartos

The act of licking someone's leg repeatedly as they please them self in a lay-z-boy recliner.

Lauren orgasmed soon after her dog began bartosing her.

by joshharrissonsadouche August 27, 2009

barto

a very poor species that lives in chazy and has a stench that goes from chazy to florida
(requires orange hat)

Hey look at that barto over there ridin his tractor...must be looking for some bottles

by caroline September 16, 2004