Indian rice show

20 indian women who live in indian sitting in a circle shoving rice up their vaginas.

"Dude did you see that indian rice show?"

"Hell yeah, it was hot!"

by Samuel Sanudo October 14, 2014

Indian Pencil Sharpener

The act of taking both hands and placing them on the shafts of a man's genitalia and proceeding to twist in opposite directions much like an "Indian Burn" to one's arm.

Craig: Hey, Rick! You want a good ol' friendly Indian Pencil Sharpener?
Rick: Nah, bro. I'm still sore from last week.

by Imhereforyou January 24, 2016

Indian job interview

When an employer, quite often East Indian, accepts an applicant for a job interview by asking him to come in for a trial shift to see if he's worth hiring.

"Hey man, congrats on the new job!"
"Thanks, but I don't have the job yet, just an Indian job interview"

by Dave-Landon October 19, 2015

Indian education system

A joke.

Damn that trash can is full of kids
It's the Indian education system. Not a trash can

by youcantseeme56 June 27, 2021

Indian New Year

A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.

Bob: Where have you been?
The Drunk: Indian New Year.
Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!
The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

Indian Head Massage

To give or recieve a blowjob using curry as a lubricant.

Akhmed-"Got a decent indian head massage last night"
Pukesh-"Decent, did you use the tikka masala or bhuna"
Akhmed-"Nah I went all out, vindaloo mate"
Pukesh-"Holy Vishnu"

by Semtex Sandwich May 17, 2014

Indian Mountain School

A place in which used to be a nostalgic atmosphere in which boarding and day students coexisted under Indian Mountain. It used to be a place filled with happiness in the days of the whatnot, Dunham, and the class of 05, and now it is opressed by the evil officials. It was more of a hippy school, if you know what I mean. Back in the day. It was the place in which the sacred word(s) "IMS=OPRESSION" and "whatnot" were coined.Chris Karlsrud, Richard, Orin, The Fowlers, Lane, Lydia, Romi, John Conner, Eric, Jayde and ELI were legendary.
The last of the "Kunknacka knaka" generation will be lost in '07. will the verses of "Green Rushes OH" be sung again? we may never know.

LONG LIVE THE WHATNOT
BRING BACK DUNHAM.

Kid 1: Where do you go?
Kid 2: I go to Indian Mountain School
Kid 1: Oh. IMS?
Kid 2:Yeah. Did you bring the whatnot?

by whatnot November 9, 2006