A place that should be avoided at all costs. If you are here, move out. The job market is very poor. It is nearly impossible to advance your career, or get a job that is not minimum wage or less than $25K per year. The people here are very shallow. You cannot carry on a conversation with anyone if it does not involve drinking, sports, or which beer joint you will be hanging out in tonight. The downtown is a lifeless concrete nightmare, full of vacant buildings and run down homes. There is 5/3 Field, which is about the only good thing there. The general lack of unique things to see and do here without the "been there done that" feeling is appalling. The weather is cold, dreery, rainy, cloudy, and oppressively humid in the summer. Perpetual road construction. I-280 is in year 36 of construction.
by Hoyt from the Ledge November 30, 2006
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Derek! I saw a throne today that i wouldn't sit on with 2 toilet condoms.
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Derek! I saw a throne today that i wouldn't sit on with 2 toilet condoms.
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by dabert July 18, 2007
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Gary: You ever try the Rotten Toblerone?
Patrick: Ya I usually do it when my mom goes to get the mail.
Patrick: Ya I usually do it when my mom goes to get the mail.
by trollagorn April 12, 2012
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Ridley - "Last Tuesday Was Total Toledo Turnpike Carnage. I Gave Myself The Stranger When In Captivity."
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Man lies on back, Man pushes penis through legs so penis protrudes from the back of his thighs, Woman sits on mans bottom using the back of the mans calf's as a back rest and inserts penis into vagina or anus.
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Guy1: Holy shit dude me and my girl just did the toilet seat.
Guy2: Dude... That's some serious cirque de solei shit.
Guy1: Shit yeah son!
Guy2: Dude... That's some serious cirque de solei shit.
Guy1: Shit yeah son!
by GaryOlson June 9, 2010
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it refers to imaginative play which almost every kid has done before even the people who made this shit up.
it refers to imaginative play which almost every kid has done before even the people who made this shit up.
skibidi toilet syndrome? what about spongebob syndrome? or insert popular kids content syndrome? shut the fuck up.
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