Abby: omg did you actually fuck our math teacher?
Larisa : uh yea? Why wouldn't I? It's National fuck your math teacher day today!
Larisa : uh yea? Why wouldn't I? It's National fuck your math teacher day today!
by Have a great day 😌 November 15, 2020
Get the National fuck your math teacher daymug. by Click here November 3, 2020
Get the tell your teachers you have coronavirus daymug. If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.
- No.
- Yes.
- I dunno.
- Can I go to the bathroom?
Use it in the right context and you're saved!
- No.
- Yes.
- I dunno.
- Can I go to the bathroom?
Use it in the right context and you're saved!
"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"
"Yes."
"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"
"I dunno."
"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"
"No."
"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."
"Can I go to the bathroom?"
"Yes."
"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"
"I dunno."
"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"
"No."
"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."
"Can I go to the bathroom?"
by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004
Get the The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachersmug. On the 21 October, a national recognition of teachers is held where all the naughty boys and girls have to bring their teacher a bottle of wine to show their respect and apologise for being naughty.
Teacher: Tomorrow is National respect your teacher and bring them wine day so I expect you to comply for once
Naughty Student: Nahh, F**k that
Teacher: Do you want to pass this class or not?
Naughty Student: Bruh, I'm broke AF
Teacher: Can't you just do what you always do to get what you want without paying for things?
Naughty Student: Nahh, F**k that
Teacher: Do you want to pass this class or not?
Naughty Student: Bruh, I'm broke AF
Teacher: Can't you just do what you always do to get what you want without paying for things?
by miss_teacher October 19, 2021
Get the National Respect Your Teacher and bring them wine daymug. March 10
This is the day each year where you can bang your teacher and they have to give you extra credit.
This is the day each year where you can bang your teacher and they have to give you extra credit.
by SheevTheSenate66 November 23, 2021
Get the Have sex with your teacher for extra credit daymug. by MichelleMermaid September 9, 2021
Get the Teachermug. A bulky man who loves green, and talks about his cats nonstop. His main students are Claire and Sarah. Goes on his phone while he gives us 91876 assignments to do in 45 minutes.
"Complete the 91876 assignments in 45 minutes, or it becomes homework!" John Teacher screeched, in his raspy voice
by Milkis Official September 29, 2020
Get the John Teachermug.