rod raper

A woman or man that grabs your morning wood before you wake up.
I woke up with my dick in Mandy's hand this morning. She's such a rod raper.
by BillSchmaggle March 21, 2018
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A-Rod

In a team golf match, when a player makes a meaningless long putt after the hole has already been decided. Like Alex Rodriguez padding his stats by hitting an 8th inning home run when his team is down 10-2.
What, no love after I sunk that 12-footer?
Thats an A-Rod, good for nothing
by Hondo99 December 11, 2023
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D. Rod

D. Rod is the perfect example of meeting the best guy you know without even realizing it. On the outside he may seem shy or nervous, but on the inside he’s one of the funniest people with the biggest heart of any guy you’ve known. D. Rod loves hard so it’s easy for him to get hurt, but he treats his women with the utmost respect and love they deserve. If you ever meet a D. Rod, never let him go because he’s a one of a kind.
Omg guys did you meet D. Rod!! He’s the best.
by Shadykay March 27, 2024
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D-rod

When you get an intense form of obliterating Anal sex
Dude I got d-rodded so hard last night I can’t even walk straight
by Bend0ver. June 25, 2021
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J-rod

A J-rod is a flamboyant homosexual known to frequent glory holes. The number on the men's room stalls with "for a good time call" will always lead you to a J-rod. J - rod's are also known to have tramp stamps of rainbows, butterflies, etc.
"Man this J-rod keeps following in to the restroom every time I have to take a leak."
by Wolfesucks February 28, 2015
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Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.
by PhallusDestructus June 03, 2021
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rod bryant

Rod Bryant also known as Rody Boy ng Binaliw. He is sweet and sour. He likes to play basketball without ring.
He enjoyed listening Kween Leng's song, kween Yasmin and Pandemic Girl.
Rod Bryant likes Rona a lot and she is close open. But we no friends because he ask me are you attend?
by ShattyX June 08, 2021
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