Perver

Noun: A perverts server.

Tom has a high grade perver.

by Jiraffe January 22, 2008

pervstache

is any mustache of intentionally bad taste, that is meant to be funny or ironic

(mostly worn today by hipsters or indie rocker, but cult film director John Waters and “Pink Flamingos” star David Lochary were both early pioneers of the style)

“that’s awesome! you look like a 70’s porn star sportin’ that pervstache”

by tl77 November 26, 2010

pervertible

Any small technological object that can be used in a sexual fashion for which it was not initially designed.

What's that noise?

Oh, it's my phone, I was trying it out as a pervertible. It's stuck (a) on vibrate, (b) up my anus.

by Chad Longstaff July 20, 2008

Pervertable

Used to describe something you can base a perverted joke upon.

Dean: Wanna grab a bite?
Alex: Sure! I ate nothing but a freshly tossed bowl of salad, some milk, and a banana.
Dean: is it just me or are they all pervertable?
Alex:.....I hate you!

by Dean Tee December 17, 2011

Public Pervert

A person that commits a lewd act in a public place. Panty-stealing, vampiric gothtards are the most widely recognized Public Perverts.

Girl 1: Wow, there's a creepy vampiric gothtard wanking off to a pair of panties in the library.
Girl 2: I know. That's Carlos D.
Girl 1: Wow, that Carlos D. is a Public Pervert.

by wtfcarlito July 24, 2008

Pervert prophecy

A prophecy made by a man that had a near death experence that in the future all the lower classes in society and a large part of the rest of society will become "perveted" and obsessed with sex based on the information he brought back from the afterlife.

Do you believe in the pervert prophecy?

by Deep blue 2012 January 2, 2010

Perved

Verb. (Perving, perved)
To be verbally sexually harassed, so that no actual innapropriate touching was involved, usually just annoying questions or statements.

"That guy at the bar just asked me what cup size I was." "Wow, you got perved."

by Terpsichore May 14, 2009