weed penis

Straping a joint to your hard dick and lighting it, then having a girl stuck it

He did weed penis last night.

by Butthole penis July 3, 2015

Golden Clown Penis

A variation of the clown penis. While giving the basic clown penis, the girl pees on the clown penis, giving the impression that the clown penis is actually the one urinating.

Bob was upset and gave Suzy a clown penis, but she showed him up when she returned the favor with a golden clown penis.

by isabelyarg January 28, 2008

Hitler's penis

The Holy Grail for Germans. It has the power to impregnate anyone, man or woman, within 5 feet of it.

I found Hitler's penis and now I'm pregnant.

by Doge of teh Gods May 17, 2015

Benjamin Buttons Penis

When your penis is large and very impressive at a flaccid state but when you gain an erection it shrinks to a very small babby carrot.

I have to give that chick the soft serve because I have a benjamin buttons penis

by TeaBaggins01 May 23, 2016

Peter Pan Penis

The penis that never grows up.

Bob feels very sad that he has a Peter Pan penis. It won’t grow up!

by Not a legend 27 July 13, 2019

people in paris

when you need to ask google to play a certain song which is about certain african american individuals who were in paris by kanye west.

Hey google, play people in paris by kanye west. Can you play that song with people in paris.

by the sussy crewmate February 23, 2021

Guacamole nigga penis

Guacamole nigga penis is when a nigga stick his penis in guacamole and cum and gives it to a girl named Brie

That was some great guacamole nigga penis

by Guacamoleniggapenis January 12, 2019