penguin

its the best animal alive

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by darealpenguin December 1, 2020

Club Penguin

where were u when club penguin die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"Club penguin is kil"

"no"

by Cowbelly Studios November 6, 2020

club penguin

Club Penguin- the game that I played on my old iPad when being young. It's a Disney game from the 2000s and shut down in 2017 like toontown shutting down in 2013. Club penguin island was bad, and but disney was trying to save fan-made recreations of the game.

club penguin

by JadenTheMoose March 6, 2023

Cuck penguin

A little short fat dude that looks like a penguin and has little dick energy

Yo look at that guy over there…he’s looks like a lil cuck penguin

by S2kdoodlebob May 8, 2022

Battle Penguin

Military slang for the F-35 Fighter Jet because it has stumpy little wings.

That’s for gen 4 vs gen 4. Put a Raptor or Battle Penguin as the F-35 is nicknamed because its wings are relatively short compared to its length in the fight…toast. Even US fighters would be toast, AESA or not.’

by anonymous March 4, 2023

stinky penguin

The awkward waddle you are forced to do when you discover that you need toilet paper after you have taken a shit.

I have to start keeping extra tp in the bathroom, I had to do the stinky penguin twice today because of the taco bell last night

by flatmonkey December 23, 2013

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020