Leaning Tower Of Penis

When a man's dick does not go straight out when fully erect, but rather leans one direction or is curved or bent in an odd way.

Jessica was going to have sex with Mike but his leaning tower of penis proved to be too strange for Jessica.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010

penis breath

Someone who's breath smells like a penis has been there from giving a bunch of blowjobs.

My dog sucks his own weenie. He has penis breath.

by Mona Lott December 28, 2005

Penis In your Assface

Something You say when you run out of cumbacks. May also be said as Assface in your penis, Penis face in your ass, and face penis in your ass. May somehow result in death.

Bob: " You suck cock"
You: "Penis in your Assface"

by NinjaStephen February 27, 2010

penis cum cake

a cake that has cum mixed with the batter and cum frosting.

i made you a penis cum cake for your birthday!

by (:shizzay! November 16, 2011

Penis Taco

When you lay your penis in the crack of someones ass stimulating a taco. It can be a hard shell or a soft shell depending on the person.

guy 1: Yea dude me and ur mom were making some penis tacos last night
guy 2: Eww man that's my mom ur talking about
guy 1: they were hard tacos
guy 2: ahhhhhhh!!!

by DuRt April 21, 2013

Single Penis Relationship (SPR)

A relationship of a couple owning just one penis. This implies presumably also the ownership of a vagina.

Patricia and James live now together. They started a regular single penis relationship (SPR) after some turbulences. Cp. to Double Penis Relationship (DPR) and Zero Penis Relationship (ZPR).

by ThePhysopher September 25, 2016

Gentleman's Penis

a male penis in which is not too big, yet not to small. It has a nice groom job as well as being std free.

Guy 1- Why does Bart get all puss?
Guy 2- He has what women call gentleman's penis

by neobart March 2, 2010