Parking Vulcher

A person employed to see that parking rules are followed, often narrow minded, often found lurking in a car park at 17:59. Found in several different versions, ie yellow stripped, green stripped etc.

I parked over there and got nabbed by a parking vulcher

by David Valentine January 22, 2011

Wooton Park

A place in norfolk where a bunch of fucking scumbags go to shag each other, they are all gay.

For fuck sake fletcher is a wooton park again the gay prick

by big phaz July 15, 2019

East Park

A large suburb of Wolverhampton, generally known for crime, shootings and dossers. The area is split mainly into three separate estates; East Park, Deansfield and Eastfield.

Very much a proud part of the Black Country, a majority of the area is build on top of disused coal mines. If you enjoy living amongst druggies and yam yams then you’ll love it here!

Meet you on the bonks over East Park mucka

by EPDon March 12, 2022

Park Block

To block someone or something by parking in front of it.

Jill tried to drive drunk last night so I park blocked her. She ended up getting pissed at me, then taking a cab. #winning.

by thechicynic April 10, 2015

War-Parking

Sitting in the parking lot of a place with free wifi because you are too cheap to go in.

Joey: I once spent four hours working in a Buffalo Wild-Wings parking lot so I could use their free wifi
Robert: War-Parking?

by ramses0 September 4, 2009

easthampstead park

A school in england in the county birkshire, bracknell. It is the worst school in Bracknell and is filled with ugly orange chavs and clapped roadmen. The teachers don’t know how to do their job and they say the n word. This school smells like utter shit but the cafeteria food bangs. Honestly don’t send your children here they will become your worst nightmare or they will just wanna commit suicide. It’s complete utter shit and no one likes this school. Clownery

“ do you know about that school called Easthampstead park?”

“Yeah I heard it’s utter shit”

by lovelypeaches103 March 6, 2020

Wallace parking

Wallace parking means parking in the far corners of a parking lot, as far away from other cars as possible. My dad taught me to Wallace park, saying we could all use the exercise anyway. Now I do it to be antisocial and I taught my kids to do it to avoid fender benders.

Sorry I’m late — I was Wallace parking and I found the ultimate spot.

by wparker October 3, 2019