When someone "has a crush" on someone younger/thinks someone younger than thenselves is hot - this is not the typical 50-year-old man likes 5-year-old girl thing. The word can be used when somebody fancies someone some years younger or when a grown-up or just older person fancies a child star in a movie etc.
"Omg, I totally have a pedocrush on that kid from Charlie and the Chocolate factory!"
"I know he is only 16, but I totally have a pedocrush on him!"
"I know he is only 16, but I totally have a pedocrush on him!"
by Flue December 16, 2007
Get the pedocrush mug.A phenomenon that occurs when a person over the age of consent engages in sexual intercourse with a person believed to also be over the age of consent, but later found to be a minor. The deception can occur multiple ways: the minor never discloses his/her age; the minor lies about his/her age; the perpetrator eyeballs the minor and deduces from the minor's physical features that he/she is over the age of consent; or most commonly, both persons become quite shitfaced and ignore age altogether.
A play on the word pedophile.
A pedofail that results in the arrest of the perpetrator can also be referred to as an epic pedofail.
A play on the word pedophile.
A pedofail that results in the arrest of the perpetrator can also be referred to as an epic pedofail.
Guy A: I finally boned Steve's sister last night.
Guy B: You know she's 15 right?
*Silence*
Guy B: Pedofail.
Guy B: You know she's 15 right?
*Silence*
Guy B: Pedofail.
by Cali Cardoza February 3, 2009
Get the Pedofail mug.Related Words
1) Mom: Dinner!
???: Golly gee, what's for eats, mommy?
Mom: A dead little girl!
???: Pedobear Approves! :D
2) ???: Hey, little girl! Why don't you come in my van?
Girl: Why?
???: I bought a bunch of candy, but I don't think I can finish it! Can you help me?
Girl: Okay! :D *Gets in van*
???: Pedobear Approves! *Slams and locks door*
???: Golly gee, what's for eats, mommy?
Mom: A dead little girl!
???: Pedobear Approves! :D
2) ???: Hey, little girl! Why don't you come in my van?
Girl: Why?
???: I bought a bunch of candy, but I don't think I can finish it! Can you help me?
Girl: Okay! :D *Gets in van*
???: Pedobear Approves! *Slams and locks door*
by AnalPenetrationByForce July 22, 2011
Get the Pedobear Approves mug.People who will never be welcome in the lgbt community they are a disgrace to the human race and deserve nothing but pain pedosexuals Are low life bums who are disgusting trampy things
Damien: I’m pedosexual
Nova: no you aren’t you a low life sex offender who deserve nothing but pain and long life in prison 🤢
Nova: no you aren’t you a low life sex offender who deserve nothing but pain and long life in prison 🤢
by N01 December 28, 2019
Get the Pedosexual mug.by The Birdwatcher March 24, 2003
Get the pedofellatio mug.You: hi
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: im boy, 12, and what is this?
Stranger: wanna come over? I have cookies and a hard ding ding and was wondering if your'e hungry?
You: Hi, Im Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. We've been working closely with the FBI and have been monitoring your child pornography downloads and your trips to Thailand. There is a swat team waiting outside right nao equipped with riot gear and very, verrry pedophile crazed k-9's just waiting to tear your tiny little balls to shreds so don't bother running..........
Stranger: uh, I'm sorry?
You: Red Team, gogogogogogogo!
You(Cris Hansen): God-Damnit.... Omegle's a fucking Pedo Bearadise...............Good work tho, guise!
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: im boy, 12, and what is this?
Stranger: wanna come over? I have cookies and a hard ding ding and was wondering if your'e hungry?
You: Hi, Im Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. We've been working closely with the FBI and have been monitoring your child pornography downloads and your trips to Thailand. There is a swat team waiting outside right nao equipped with riot gear and very, verrry pedophile crazed k-9's just waiting to tear your tiny little balls to shreds so don't bother running..........
Stranger: uh, I'm sorry?
You: Red Team, gogogogogogogo!
You(Cris Hansen): God-Damnit.... Omegle's a fucking Pedo Bearadise...............Good work tho, guise!
by ENDL355MIND January 8, 2010
Get the Pedo Bearadise mug.A pedosexual is someone who has sexual feeling twoards minors. They are people who have intercourse with children, and see themselves being in a realationship with a minor.
My oppinion: if they are so horny, then they can go fuck themselves. Leave the childern be. You're not pedosexual, your a pedophile. Being pedosexual is somehow legalized...like, wtf government?! Were supposed to put our trust in you and you let Trump stand as our president, and let pediphiles run loose.
My oppinion: if they are so horny, then they can go fuck themselves. Leave the childern be. You're not pedosexual, your a pedophile. Being pedosexual is somehow legalized...like, wtf government?! Were supposed to put our trust in you and you let Trump stand as our president, and let pediphiles run loose.
Jøregen: I am a pedosexual.
Elsa:no you're a pedophile. You molester children asshole. Your not in lgbtqia+ and never will be shithead.
Elsa:no you're a pedophile. You molester children asshole. Your not in lgbtqia+ and never will be shithead.
by ilyalbedo November 2, 2019
Get the Pedosexual mug.