when you tell your boss youre sick and you need to stay home. sometimes youre actually sick but mostly you just want to play minecraft or something for 10 hours straight.
worker: yeah, *sniff* i think ill just call in sick today. thanks, bye. *picks controller back up*
An ugly green monster wearing a tattered red shirt who hides in your videogames. He can get in your disks, cartridges, games systems, and (if you break any of them) possibly your house. The gremlin is afraid to be outside of the video game world so chances of him glitching your home are very slim. If the gremlin gets in your game before you start playing it he will send a storm of glitches to fuck you up. There is no cure for the glitch gremlin, so you better be lucky.
*Guy starts super mario brothers*
Guy: Fuck! All the text is fucked up!
Glitch gremlin: ZrrtttZrttghttt
Guy: Now it's making wierd sound- oop. It froze. I hate the glitch gremlin!
A hilarious way to announce that you like something.
1) Mom: Dinner!
???: Golly gee, what's for eats, mommy?
Mom: A dead little girl!
???: Pedobear Approves! :D
2) ???: Hey, little girl! Why don't you come in my van?
???: I bought a bunch of candy, but I don't think I can finish it! Can you help me?
Girl: Okay! :D *Gets in van*
???: Pedobear Approves! *Slams and locks door*
A glob of mucus that builds up in your mouth until you have compiled a huge ball of snot in a pool of spit. It is almost impossible to keep it in your mouth or swallow it so the only way out is to spit out the loogey. The glob of snot will hit the ground with a satisfying plop. For maximum grossness keep the loogey in your mouth for as long as possible to build up spit and then when you spit it out it will be fucking HUGE.
Mike spit out a huge loogey and his girlfriend almost puked. A string of leftover spit was still hanging off of his lip and he had to get it off with his finger. Yummy.
A bear's term for a human.
Bear1: My cub was shot by a flat-face ...
Bear2: A flat-face put my cub in a zoo.
Bear3: Flat-faces bring nothing but trouble. Hmph.
The secret term the "Crip" gang says when they want to kill someone.
Crip1: Let's drink his milk, bro!
Crip2: Drink it up!
Fag1: Aw dude lets chat on Myspace!
Fag2: What the fuck is Myspace?
Fag1: You don't know what Myspace is? Loser.
Fag2: Look, this isn't 2004 okay? Get a Facebook.