Moped-o-phile

A creeper 18+ always prowling for girls 18- to lock up in his room, aka his mother's basement. doesn't maintain employment or longterm residency & often has black eyes and bloody mouths. known to have a certain "look" they often grow or glue a "molestash" to alter the alarm triggering look and are rocking a moped cause they wrecked their white van with blacked out windows by driving by a park.

1. Hey! Look their is a moped-a-phile! I hope someone kills that s.o.b.
2. Did you hear about Robby's van? Guess he's gonna have to be a moped-o-phile till he can afford to get it fixed.
3. Congratulations on getting your license Robby, now you're a regular moped-o-phile!

by anonymous March 30, 2023

Moses

Has the biggest cock in the world and al the girls love him....big and manly guy and hot as fuck..

moses is so hot

by johnnny mignlish March 30, 2023

Moped

A guy with not much horsepower or stamina, who is only fun to be around when your friends don't see you with him.

Rebecca calls Zack the Zoped because he is such a Moped; she only ever associated with him in 8th grade because she couldn't get anyone better.

by Sloan Petersen May 30, 2023

Moses

The girlfriend of Vivi Cheung and is pro at Cubing

Moses has the best academic results in 1C, second best in form

by Fat duck pro May 31, 2023

Mosella

Mosella is a short person who is not only super intelligent but also incredibly beautiful. In Greek Mythology Medusa would turn people to stone. Mosella had a similar effect, whoever bears witness to her extraordinary face will instantly explode from beauty overload. Mosella is also a godly being and is know and feard for being the slayer of Jesus. If Mosella doesn't like you then you'd better find a way to get on her good side fast because if you don't there is nowhere to hide she will find you and she will kill you with her cosmic powers.

Mosella is also short but this just makes her even more lovable.

Mosella will smite you!

Guy 1: Hey look isn't that... Oh my god its Mosella.

Guy 2: Oh no she has found me again, I can't escape.

(Guy 2 just fucking explodes infront of Guy 1)

Guy 1: Well that's what you get for being on her bad side.

by Shorter than you April 28, 2023

Moed

Another way to say cool as fuck or hot as fuck

“Damn that bag is so moed”
“That shirt is moed af”
“Damn her ass is moed”

by Caitlyn Gillespie April 28, 2023

Moses

A fucking handsome beast a short mother fucker who is usually arab, dont get me started hes awesome. good in bed.
He is a guy you want to be friends, they usually are pretty skinny and strong or not they play soccer and or basketball.
Moses has a personailty.
Be friends with a moses

Emma: did you see that guy
Me: Yeah thats moses pulls girls and boys in a minute

by milkysss May 17, 2023