Joel I'm gonna murder you vibe

When you text someone sarcastically and they want to kill you but with kindness

Joel I'm gonna murder you vibe ya feel me

by Yuh24jay February 12, 2018

joél

A real ass Nikka fym dummy

Joél is a real ass Nikka fym dummy

by Tyron bignuts May 21, 2018

Jocelyn and andre

When these two are together take note beacuse these two are every cool they well make you smile cheer you up comfort you make you feel special andre and jocelyn are the best in the world.

*group of friend talking about Jocelyn and andre*
New kid: "yo who andre and Jocelyn

Kid 1:"WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE"
kid 2: "there like the coolest kids in the world"
New kid: "well there not cool to me"
*Group of kids beat the living shit out of him*

by Dax the hump god June 9, 2018

Joblivion

The endless process of going to interviews you hate for careers you don't want

"In the perennial endeavour to find a fulfilling and exuberantly paid place to work i find that every aspect of my life descends into joblivion."

Interviewer: So tell me a bit about yourself.
You: I am a people person.
Interviewer: And how do you think you benefit the company?
You: I aM a PeOpLe PeRsOn

by Batrick June 1, 2018

Jocelyn

A short little girl with an awesome personality ,funny ,and giggles a lot she has long beautiful hair and at first can be very quiet she’s one of the people who technacly mostly are born in August ,she’s crazy ones you meet her and will never let down her friends ,she probably has brothers at least one or two and they both love playing soccer ,she has two best friends that mean the world to her ,something she can gossip alot . has an enemy but who knows deep in the mystery’s of life and if you ever find a Jocelyn be friends with her

Jocelyn is a nice girl

by Definition_words June 6, 2018

jobslob

an individual who spends their time at work wishing they were somewhere else, who shares no interest in the purpose of their role and who generally doesn't give a f*ck.

Simon never pulls his weight at work, he is such a jobslob.

by jobslobblog June 28, 2018

Jabelard

A guy who screams yo tengo but is a very nice guy.

hey dude? wanna meet my friend? he is a Jabelard type.

by Mikekang February 25, 2018