self-narrator

Older entitled men who talk about themselves insensately, and narrate to you their lives, as if they are the main plots and you're just an extra character in it.

That shirt-cocking self-narrator is a rare breed around here now a days.

by anandasri April 18, 2022

Self-launching

The act of fooling oneself,playing yourself or setting yourself up for failure.

My friend is studying for a test that he’s writing the following day but he is busy catching up on social media therefore he is self-launching.setting himself up for failure

by Yogie_1108 August 21, 2018

Self Stalking

Twitter. One who basically narrates their life on twitter

Guy 1 : Man everywhere I go that chick I dumped a month ago shows up.

Guy 2: Well if you would get off of the twitter and quit self stalking she would never know where you are at.

by Damian12345 June 20, 2011

self sub

A popular social media term, often used to mean taking a diss at oneself.

Example: Are you telling me that man didn't know what he typed was clearly a self sub?

by Chuck-willy April 18, 2023

self depression

when ur like depressed but u don’t really know why u just are

i have self depression

by alivie February 06, 2022

self-cooling

Online "Liking" or giving favorable emojis or props to your own postings, comments, high scores, photos, memes, or accomplishments. Even worse when you use a different sock-puppet to praise yourself!

Under your own comment about politics: "🤯WoW, what a perceptive comment! I gotta follow that guy! 🤩" THAT is classic self-cooling.

by Reading_Stops_Crime! May 19, 2023

Self-docked

When you get hit in the cock so hard your penis inverts.

Holy shit Simon got cock shotted so hard he self-docked!

by Cock shot king February 02, 2018