Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln

Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters

When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.

by R. Keefe November 30, 2005

Georgia handshake

The grasping of the genitals by one person to another when greeting or leaving.

She introduced herself to him with her phone number and a Georgia handshake.

by Mike Ockertz October 19, 2007

Do it with no hands

To give a blow job, but not touch the guys dick with your hands, only let him smash your mouth in a thrust movement to allow maximum pleasure

Hey girl do it with no hands

by Eugine sallywalker May 14, 2015

hungarian handshake

when someone grabs your nut sack from the front and gives it a little shake as if to say, hello.

i saw ronnie the other day, i grabbed his nuts and gave him a hungarian handshake.

by beanballz February 28, 2010

Man hands

A girl who has very masculine hands, preferably way too tall in the hand region

Oh my gosh, she shoved her man hands down his throat.

by manhandeater December 18, 2010

Monkey Hands

To have hands that are as tough as monkey hands.

Jeff has monkey hands... don't let him slap you!

by Israel (Roberto Gonzalez) August 26, 2005

handsky

Another word for Hand-job.
From the movie Superbad.

She gave me an awesome handsky last night.

by k_dawg January 12, 2008