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Cleveland Handshake

1. Offering a seemingly genuine handshake to an individual but doing so in a quick manner, as if to display distraction/per-occupation, pulling your hand of choice from your jacket pocket after clutching a hidden turd, to complete the shake.

2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.
1. He seemed a real swell fella, I offered my hand at the conclusion of our business. I thought i had caught him off guard as he set his drink down but then he gave me the ole cleveland handshake!

2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!
by mcslezzy February 2, 2024
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Oriental Handshake

Grabbing ones balls, from behind, while they are bowing.
While the emperor bowed, the president gave him an Oriental Handshake.
by anonymous February 18, 2023
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Pacific Handshake

Also known as a 'handjob', a Pacific Handshake is when another person tugs your meat. Named after the way certain tribes in the Pacific do handshakes.
I met some hot Hawaiin gal last night, she gave me a Pacific Handshake.
by Murky Daniels September 18, 2025
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mona lisa handshake

When you put your fist in her ass hole and your cock in her pussy then give yourself a hand job
I gave myself a Mona Lisa handshake last night, it was a beautiful disaster.
by Bryant Bille May 30, 2022
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Minnesota Handshake

When two uncircumcised males meet at a bar and dock each other with their uncircumcised dicks. Docking is very well known in the state of Minnesota. It's their secret handshake.
Charles loves to meet new men at the bar in Minnetonka. Hes always greets you with the Minnesota Handshake
by Minnesota Meat Locker December 28, 2023
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Kengaroo Handshake

The act of rubbing one's testicles on anothers in a handshaking manner.
dude, that guy is so gay. i bet he loves kengaroo handshakes.
by Steve0004 March 13, 2025
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Mexican Handshake

When the facial hair of the upper Lip touches the pubic hair above a penis during fellatio
Ben got a Pentakill in League of Legends last night, and Ronald congratulated him with a Mexican Handshake
by anonymous May 11, 2022
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