Happyass

noun. Term of affection or disregard.

Get over here Happyass! We ain't got time for your piddledickin'around.

by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004

Happy-time

A time in a man's day when he becomes sexually horny and begins to masturbate

"hey man, whats up"

"hey dude, yo I brought over some playboy. and man is page 17 HH-OT!!!"

"oh shit man, its happy-time"

by kingyugi2000 August 17, 2009

Uncle Happy

The unofficial Pendako uncle. He is friendly, big, hairy, hands out beatings, loves you, is behind you, and he also is known for being unique.

"Uncle Happy just smacked that gobber up nicely with his left leg."

by Anonymous April 6, 2005

Five dollar happy meal

A blow job given by an Asian masseuse in a massage parlor.

Asian masseuse: you want special?
Client: yeah, baby, I want a five dollar happy meal.

by CommanD'OH January 1, 2010

A couple fries short of a Happy Meal

Nuts, Crazy

That guy is making no sense at all. He must be a couple fries short of a Happy Meal

by nolaughingmatter May 23, 2010

happy trail

a path of hair that starts at the belly button and end somewhere in the pubic region. It doesn't look very good on girls.

That girl has a happy trail, they call it a happy trail, but nobody is happy after seeing it. They should call it a sad trail.

by MCSD April 13, 2005

Happy Nate

when you donkey punch a girl, knocking her out, then shave her head while quickly ejaculating onto her bald dome, then use the semen to glue the hair back on before she regains consciousness.

Dude, i straight up gave that bitch a Happy Nate last night.

by China, Vag, Peppermint Patty December 26, 2007