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Crusty Gordon

Using a stuffed pizza crust as a condom while engaging in anal sex, where the receiving partner eats the crust after the act.
"Yeah it was just a one-night kinda thing so I gave her a Crusty Gordon and jumped out the window. Not expecting a call-back or anything."
by Anal Satan June 17, 2025
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Giddy Gordon

Helps himself to his friends belongings believing everything is owed too him , selfish lad plays on his mental state also known as #thief , no shame at all
by GiddyGordon 99 August 16, 2025
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Allan Gordon miller

Op score of 1, is known by many for his god like ability at eating punani. Extremely mysterious knowone knows how or Wgat he does and seems to be 3 steps ahead of everyone. Some refer to him as a dirty dingo, he pretends to be a simpleton to feel normal. Makes one of the top 10 smartest people too exist. He is known to be like heroin one taste your an addict for life, if you are lucky to meet him be cautions because you will be obsessed and addicted instantly.
Wow the rumours are correct about Allan Gordon miller he is a god. Instantly addicted I quit heroin for more of him…
by AGM Inc October 20, 2025
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The Gordon Build

A guy who is insanely skinny that looks malnourished.
That guy Adrian over there has the Gordon Build.
by iHarlow October 24, 2025
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Doing the Gordon

"Doing the Gordon" is shoving a crowbar up a woman's vagina.
"Hey, I just played Half-Life 2 and I really liked the main character, so I decided to pay him a little tribute by doing the Gordon with my wife."
by func_peepee August 4, 2019
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Super Shea Gordon

Shea Gordon’s the ultimate shagger

All other midfielders have huge posters of him on their wall as he is the ultimate sex master

Recce Cole is excluded from this as he is a shagger as well
Kenny Miller: omg its Shea Gordon

Gordon:ah yes it is you mr Miller

Miller: I wish I was as good as you

Gordon: you are a old man now shut your mouth

A super Shea Gordon is a true shagger
by The ultimate shagger January 4, 2020
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If you remember grodie

The complete phrase is"if you remember grodie to the max" but that phrase gets a bit cumbersome so the foreshortening works better. It basically means a way of calling someone out who's still living in the 80s and doesn't realize it.
Aging gen x er: the summer of '83 was wild! I went to the " us"festival up in devore and my girlfriend at the time wore all this spandex....

Millennial. If you remember grodie
by 4realazitgits April 24, 2021
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