french fry

A female whose fake tan, dyed blond hair, and greasy makeup give her the appearance of a deep-fried slice of potato. Disgusting, yet inexplicably popular among males, especially high school guys and loser 20-somethings.

She is such a french fry! Seriously, that pigmentation is not found in nature.

by CharismaPretender July 6, 2007

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French Ending

The opposite of a Hollywood/Happy ending, typically in films but can be used when speaking about anything else that has an ending.

Comes from the fact that many French films have a tendency to have very sad and gloomy endings.

The movies "A Serbian Film", and Funny Games" had two of the greatest French Endings of all time.

by Hollercaust November 5, 2012

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Pigeon French

Pigeon French is a derogatory term for the irritating "French Creole" language spoken by Haitians.

Haitian Cab Driver: "BOM-BOM-BOM POULET"

Fare: "No, I said Left goddammit, stop with all that pigeon french & get off the fucking phone!

by thatsnotracist October 26, 2010

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French Dip

A lady teabag. An offensive gesture where a woman will pull her pants down or lift up her skirt and press the lips of her vagina on an immobile/unconscious/dead victim. If the woman is on her period, this can also be called a French Dip with au jus.

Fred: Did you hear that Mary gave Steve the french dip again?
Barry: Yeah, it was intense. She gave him extra au jus on the house.

by El Chipacabra July 19, 2011

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French Strip

n. When one strips down for sex, but finds their signifigant other already asleep.

n. When one falls asleep in the middle of sex.

This comes from the stereotype of the sleepy frenchman.

I was so drunk last night, that I passed once I hit the sheets. Turns out my wife gave me a French Strip, and she was PISSED this morning.

by Aaron S July 30, 2008

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