Eareys

Both the ears and the eyes said at the same time

Max's eareys were itchy

by anonymous May 26, 2023

erasers

a piece of soft rubber or plastic used to rub out something written in pencil.

This erasers is good！

by swygwydtwed June 4, 2023

eraser

A fart you know for a fact you cannot trust that if you let it out you'll shit yourself

guy 1 how you doin Eric after that chili fest man you holding up??we got a few to the next rest stop!!!
guy 2 Kyle i gotta tell ya man I'm bubbling up man cant tell if I can trust this one if i let er slip man!!
guy 1 damnit Eric hold in that eraser man I aint getting my truck reupholstered bruh!!!

by rayjay91 June 12, 2023

earshoes

When you have issues with hearing and your ears, they are Earshoes, suggesting you are wearing shoes on your ears but really just have hearing issues and can't/haven't heard or have auditory processing difficulty. Example, Paul yells upstairs to Pete, 'Shit man, strewth it's straya'. Pete says (he heard), :the shit fan and spewed out every layer'. Paul knows Pete didn't hear right and tells Pete, 'you are wearing your ear shoes' and to 'take them off and to try again.'

Jo say to Bec"I didn't hear what you said',....my earshoes misheard and what was it that you said again?"
Oh those earshoes jo they are not your friend, always becoming a problem.

by Heartyroses July 21, 2023

Easenook

(noun): A whimsical and invented word representing a sense of relief and comfort, often accompanied by a sigh of contentment and a relaxing of tension. It embodies the serene and tranquil feeling that comes after a period of stress or difficulty.

"After completing her final exams, she found solace in a quiet corner, enjoying an easenook that enveloped her as the semester's stress began to dissipate."

by word makeruper August 4, 2023

Earnesthaft

Adj
(important; weighty) serious
Adv
Seriously

I have earnsthaft doubt about the word earnest vs serious. Earnestly seriously? And then there's even earnesthaftly. Earnesthaft.

by Master of beargreen August 22, 2023

earsassination

When you pretend that a small incisional wound caused by a glass shard from an exploding TelePrompTer was actually caused by a tumbling .223 round – to garner support for your brand of idiot/rapist Fascism.

"After my Secret Service detail somehow allowed a shooter to be identified and left alone for long enough to prep for an un-scoped/iron-sights-only barrage, the earsassination inexplicably kept me on stage long enough to allow for a TRADING-CARD-ready photo-op with literally no blood-stains on my impossibly white shirt."

by Skinny_Phat July 15, 2024