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Captain cougar

Tall beard man like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.
That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”
by Hookname December 4, 2020
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Corner cougar

The Corner Cougar spots her prey and is extremely selective. She will lie in wait to seduce the hottest younger guy in the bar, club or sports field. She is more sexy and lethal than a regular run-of-the-mill cougar because she is subtle even though she’s on the prowl.

The Corner Cougar is the opposite of desperate. She is so gorgeous and mysterious she knows the guys will be drawn into her corner. She hunts but the prey are lining up without her having to lift a finger. Not every guy is brave enough for the challenge. She is the ultimate cougar prize with major bragging rights if you score her.
Young guy to his buddy: “Hey Dude, that Corner Cougar is super hot! Wonder if I stand a chance in hell?”

“That Corner Cougar’s gonna eat me alive!”

If I can score that Corner Cougar I know I’ll get the best blowjob of my life!”
by Madame GenX May 12, 2021
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Bald Cougar

An older woman, defined as a Cougar, who is up to date on all the latest personal landscaping trends.
As the Cougar disrobed before me , I took note of her well groomed landing strip and realized she was no ordinary cougar; she was a Bald Cougar.
by elsyds29 August 5, 2021
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Step-Cougar

When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.
Holy fucking step-cougar, Shirley just banged mustafa ben ladin’s son osumma ben ladin.
by Marioselak818 April 17, 2022
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Wampus cougar

A rode hard women in her thirties, who looks like she is in her 40s. Completely untamed bush that smells like the cargo hold of a crapping troller.
Dude, you ever get so desperate that you stared cruising the trailer parks for a wampus cougar? Well, I have . And let’s just say my dick is now know as captain Gordon!
by Hootie79 May 21, 2022
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National Cougar Day

National Cougar Day is on September 25th. This day honors all cougars.
Underaged male: Hey its National Cougar Day!
q30 yr Female: You know what that means 😘
by TalkingSheep69 September 12, 2022
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Reverse Cougar

A young woman who loves older men but doesn’t care about money status. The opposite of a cougar or a gold digger.
The girl I was with last night is a damn reverse cougar! She’s 19 and I’m 30 with no job!
by Reversecougar00 December 22, 2022
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