happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

happier than a racoon in a patch of roasted corn; extremely happy (appalachian)

He's happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

by @ibreiden May 16, 2016

Princess honey coon

A cat that commonly wants food

You should feed “princess honey coon”

by Comgeek2345 April 1, 2021

Piss Coon

A Chinese or Other Asian Person. Piss is yellow like the colour of their skin.

i rang a takeaway and some piss coon answered

bloody piss coons

by pisscoon October 10, 2009

sleen coon

a creature of some sort who has fish hands, a deformed toe, and is tall as oxen.. he likes to snowboard and sleep.

the sleen coon is out like a light once again

by wacko zacko October 13, 2011

Quarter Coon

When one of your parents is white, and the other is a halfracoon(see definition for halfracoon) and you act like a gangsta.
AIGHT?

Nate don't like no quartercoons.

by Specta January 16, 2005

White coon

A white person specifically a white male that try’s to act like another race or attempts to act tough or hard

Look at Aidan over there throwing up gang signs and looking at his Jordan’s. He’s such a white coon

Aidan said he don’t like white girls he’s such a white coon

by i love Gucci shoes July 29, 2022

moon coon

A Girl with an Enormous Ass

"Wow look at that girls moon coon, its so damn big"!!

by Persian Community of Great Necl December 26, 2008