high chair

(n) a stoners favorite place to relax.
alt. pronunciation hizz' e chizz' e

Dude, I got so toasted last night that I ended up falling asleep in my high chair.

by seriously non-stoner October 5, 2010

rocking chair goofy

Southern backwoods term denoting a diminished mental capacity somewhere between mildly retarded and old age senile

Bo: Lester's back to rubbing his tallywacker on the cat's furry underbelly
Gator: Dang, ain't nothin' more than rocking chair goofy

by wch-meister July 18, 2017

rope chair

The act of hanging a rope from the ceiling, standing on a chair and jumping off of it. This is usually a game of endurance to see who can go the longest holding their breath.

"Let's play rope chair! You can have the first turn!"

by BLT999 November 7, 2018

Bi chair

Bi chair is how some gay people sit, as gays we cannot sit in a chair for the life of us. So basically bi chair is where we sit slouched knee high cross-legged position it's very confusing but very comfortable.

Human one: wow
Human two: what?

Human one: you sitting in the bi chair
Human two: *looks down then back up* wow

by Gaybabyinatrenchcoat November 19, 2019

this chair

What I am sitting on. Also, the center of my life's activities as it is the most versatile utility in my whole 1-room apartment I share with 10 other people in Taiwan.

I am sitting on this chair right now. I will soon jerk off in this chair. I will soon get out of this chair. I will soon get back onto this chair. I will soon move this chair to where I want to sit. I will soon straddle this chair. I will soon use the pegs of this chair as a dildo. I will soon lean back in this chair. I will soon use this chair as a blunt weapon to murder someone. Indeed, I will soon do EVERYTHING with this fucking awesome chair.

by Bad C dev March 7, 2021

Reverse rocking chair dirty gorilla mask

When your lady has your legs pinned to the headboard and is eating your ass while you are uncontrollably cumming onto your own face. She then rips out the hairs of your ass and throws it at your face and it sticks to the jizz.

I had Hanks Throbbing member in my mouth the other night and I threatened to reverse rocking chair dirty gorilla mask him! Ooofffff!!!

by Tony Papadog February 12, 2019

Chairman

"Chairman" is a Burmese slang for "Fuck me".

Burmese guy: OOH! CHAIRMAN HARDER! CHAIRMAN HARDER!!!!

by Hi my name is too lon May 19, 2009