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pigs in a blanket 

The act of sucking on someone's toes while their foot still has a sock on it. The sock is the blanket wrapping the "pigs" that are that person's toes.
Oh man, last night Susan sucked my toes pigs in a blanket style.
pigs in a blanket by bigh0ss99 April 18, 2022

waterproof picnic blanket 

An obvious euphemism for an outdoor, wet-weather orgy.
Janet and Bill have invited us to a waterproof picnic blanket on Saturday. I said we'd go if we've got nothing on.

Pig in a blanket 

When you shit in someone's pillowcase and wait for them to find out.
Derek smirked, " Yo, I gave this guy a pig in a blanket," Ethan revolts, " Yo what the hell man, that is so gross? "

Grandma's Blanket 

When you have sexual intercourse with a/your grandma and she flops her post coital booby over your shoulder as she big spoons you and lulls you to sleep. Often accompanied by smells of warm cookies and stale ribbon candy.
Dude your Grandma's Blanket beat back the shame but good.

Pig in a blanket 

When someone inserts a single toe inside the foreskin of a penis. For sexual purposes.
β€œHey James, how was your date with Clara!”

β€œIncredible! Thanks for asking! She used her hot toes for a pig in a blanket with me!

New hampshire blanket

Paul mixes his pubes and lint to make a new hampshire blanket
New hampshire blanket by panheaddan November 15, 2023