Scooz' Beef

A phrase used instead of

a) Do you have a tin of tomato's?
b) Can I steal your wife and put her head in a bag?
or c) Do you have any spare change I can steal?

Scooz' Beef" "No I'm sorry I don't have a tin of tomato's, a wife, or any spare change.

by Duodarkeh December 14, 2010

beef curtainitis

general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.

paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.

by vulvahammer July 9, 2010

Beef Curtains

The lips of a female's vagina.

After I got that chick drunk, I took her to my house and spread her beef curtains.

by Oliver Clozeoff July 7, 2007

beef stick

A large stick of tasty beef, usually with some type of cream filling

Bob decided to whip out his big tasty beef stick for samantha

by Mikey-o April 27, 2003

fuckin' beef

A fat person who is extremely overweight or just a common insult between friends.

Craig you gonna do some house work you fuckin' beef you've sat there all day.

Dan isn't eric a fuckin' beef hes such a fat bastard.

by DDPRO September 11, 2005

beef by association

Beef by association is when you have indirect beef/ issues with a person(s)

Lauren doesn’t seem to like me anymore, I haven’t done anything wrong to her myself but because I am still friends with an ex of hers who she has beef with, she has decided not to like me. I wouldn’t say it’s direct beef, more like beef by association.

by ColaTaco April 25, 2020

Beef twister

When you grab someone's Cock and twist it like you're opening a jammed door.

Richie gave Martin a beef twister after Martin was talking shit about Richie's sister.

by Beef twister January 20, 2015