Definitions by DreamHack

Beef Jerky 

A replacement for masturbate/jerking in case you have someone around who might overhear.

"What are you doing?"
"Beef Jerky in my room."

Beef Jerky by DreamHack January 30, 2009

epicness 

To describe something that is so amazing that no other word is able to describe its awesomeness.

I'll take this potato chip... AND EAT IT! (Epicness music plays in background)

epicness by DreamHack January 22, 2009