extra autistic austinian

he is an autistic person that bangs his head against the walls and he has a small peepee lol xD

look there is an extra autistic austinian banging his head against a wall.

by Fatboiiiiiiiiiii October 15, 2019

Austininity

1. To be like Austin Beard.

2. To have Austinness.

3. It just don't make no sense.

"That room is decorated with Austininity," said Bill.

"Yes, it's full of stupididness."

by Johnson brothers February 24, 2004

leave of abstinence

"Leave of abstinence" is a term used to describe when a person stops their voluntary restraint from indulging in bodily activities that are widely experienced as giving pleasure. Most frequently, abstinence refers to sexual abstinence, or abstention from narcotics, alcohol, tobacco, caffeine or food.

Man speaking: "My friend abstains from sex, but now he says he wants to get laid, so he's on a "leave of abstinence."

by demographic-man June 14, 2011

Austin

One is known to perform an 'Austin' when one ejaculates with a semi-errect or flacid penis, usually coming as a surprise to themselves and/or others around them.

Paul was struggling to get it up whilst watching porn, however he was so adament on getting a load off he continued hammering away at his semi-errect penis until an 'Austin' occurred.

by Bartholemu May 26, 2008

Austin

Home to all the fags at the university of Texas.

"You know that town Austin, the Texas capital? It's home to all the fags at the university of Texas.

by rob November 29, 2004

abstinence only

The only way to not get pregnant...100% effective

Abstinence only...Something most teens have trouble committing to ;)

by ::Sex Ed:: December 14, 2007

Austiny

being liberal, free-spirited, and loving the activities and vibe of Austin, Texas.

"She's so Austiny... She's a democrat and her favorite store is Toy Joy!"

by aintitbeautiful December 23, 2009