fartling

The "gump" of society

I did not complete my grape, this is a fartling moment

by poopbuttinsoopsoop March 3, 2023

Fartminkergilgamoon

Someone who gets sexually aroused by having their dick farted on by a girl while its in her but hole

Girl 1: Yeah I hooked up with brad last night, he’s such a Fartminkergilgamoon
Girl 2: was it at least big?
Girl 1: Ginourmous.

by Urmomsfavhaydayenthusiast March 6, 2023

Fartee

A word that is the opposite of burpee

1 hey I'm gonna do a burpee
2 how about you do a fartee

by Balls in jaws March 6, 2023

fartmetta

That one art teacher….

“Mr Fartmetta, please don’t shoot me with your laser eyes I just Missed one spot of charcoal in my piece” -Me bc I have an assignment that’s 5 years late that’s still due.

by XxSniper360xX March 7, 2023

Farting

(noun) The smell of a good time.

Stew: Hey! This room smells like farting.

Rick: Sure does. We are having such a great time.

by yak_thrifty March 7, 2023

Fartriloquist

The ability to do a fart but make it appear like the fart emanated from someone else, thereby avoiding any blame for said fart

"Dont blame me... it was billy in the corner who farted. bloody fartriloquist!"

by Teejaywill March 16, 2023

Farting Carrots

What Selena Gomez does in her free time.

"I'm farting Carrots"

by Alauahio March 17, 2023