Off’s self

An easy way to express a suicided in a script.

Jeff: you’re ugly
Dave: off’s self

by Avidsquirrel359 December 20, 2020

Houston cook-off

The act two guys penetrating a chick, one orally and one vaginally/anally and spinning her

Last nights Houston cook-off was amazing!

by MonsterKyle August 12, 2019

gone off porridge

When you leave porridge out for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off porridge tastes like shitty oats.

by Debskelly1985 March 08, 2023

Off dick

Immediately, since the beginning, at the start.

David: Aye you seen how fine Jessica has become?

Will: Bro wyd you mean? Jessica was fine off dick!

David: Nah bro she just got this cute
Will: Bro she’s been fine you’ve just been blind AF

by NuvoChic February 14, 2021

jacking off

MASTURBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOONNNN, for guys

i like ''jacking off''

by fapping January 03, 2017

Jacking off

Something my old teacher said when he meant messing around

Teacher:"quit jacking off Charlie and get a book out"

by cape hatrack September 11, 2022

Jacking off

A sport.

"Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport?" "Yes."

by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin May 13, 2021