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don't be trump

Being terrified of everything to the point of seeming racist, sexist and generally prejudice. Whilst simultaneously being ignorant.
Hannah is talking about studing abroad in South Africa.

Frida says "So you want to get raped? "

Hannah replys haughtily "Don't be trump".
by HannahFrida February 3, 2017
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Annoys me like Trump

Used whenever a situation is annoying like Trump. "Like Trump" can be used with any negative emotion such as frustrating, saddening and the list goes on.
"Martha, stop complaining so much, it annoys me like Trump"

"Dude, I simply can't get this girl to notice me, it frustrates me like Trump"
by Fearlize February 5, 2017
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stumped by the trump

When you really play the no female president card in every fucking interview of you to exist and still get stumped by that racist and perverted Trumpet
Hillary: Shit, I got stumped by the Trump!
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dump that trump

Includes stupid and dangerous things or people you don't need and should get rid off .
"We should dump that trump on him, he is no good."
by Tewil March 14, 2017
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The Shoe Trumpet

The shoe trumpet is when you cut the end of a shoe off and insert it in your partners private part and blow air into it to fill her up and make her queef
"Yo I tried the shoe trumpet with Tammy lee last night she queefed so long"
by LilNickker April 18, 2017
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tibetan butt trumpet

The Tibetan Butt Trumpet is when you get ripped with your friends and only have enough cash for some Taco Bell. Whoever passes out first gets a kazoo shoved in their ass and you all laugh like maniacs when they start to fart humming squeezing noises.
Walt came over with s bottle of Jack and we all killed it doing shots. Mike Z passed out dead drunk after 23 shots and 7 1/2 bean burritos. Jackson shoved a kazoo in his asshole and within twenty minutes he was playing a symphony on the Tibetan Butt Trumpet
by Miltythecheese June 10, 2017
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Pulling a trump

When someone clearly does not know when to put their foot in their mouth and says things thay are going spark International debates.
Possibly starting World War 3
by Were fucked July 2, 2017
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