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zero job

A zero job (zj for short) is when you divide by zero and get someone off with the result. This is considered extremely dangerous, but also the most fun you can have sexually.
"Did you get a nice blow job from the hooker?"
"Dogg, you know I only pay for a zero job."
by SlangarangThang February 14, 2024
mugGet the zero jobmug.

Zero

Electric motorcycles are just like real motorcycles except you can't actually go on much of a trip, like a Zero only goes a hundred miles.
by Richard808 February 27, 2021
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Cambodian double-zero

When someone is giving two male partners a handy while on either side of them, one in each hand that is making the "zero" gesture, while kneeling.
Dang, did that chick on Jeopardy just display the Cambodian double-zero?
by MagicMack February 7, 2024
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Zero

Wow, you really have zero taste in music, and that’s the mark you got on your IQ Test, Right?
by anonymous April 25, 2022
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Doom Zero

Foretold to be a wise character that roams world 115 in RuneScape. His almighty blackness, and his blue facial hair express glorification characteristics of a royal.
Person1: Oh my... who was that black guy? | Person 2: Who was that guy with the blue hair? | Person 3: That's Doom Zero; can't you tell?
by SomeRandom16383 July 19, 2010
mugGet the Doom Zeromug.

zero two

Basically Josh's waifu and not Astral's
Zero Two ain't Astral's waifu but she's Josh's
by TheFirstHourr March 9, 2018
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Day Zero

The day on a graph or chart curve starts to climb sharply upwards.
"There are signs that Stockholm may have reached Day Zero – the day when the curve mapping the number of seriously ill patients starts to climb sharply upwards."
by MXMLLN March 26, 2020
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