taverna twister

being twisted up and abused in different indescribable ways while hooking up with an extremely psychotic person. The usual consequence of a taverna twister is death.

There is a scarce amount of people who have lived to tell the tale of the time they got their first taverna twister

i almost got a taverna twister last night man, let me sleep

apparently Alan taverna twisted himself with a telephone

by bombybombbomb April 25, 2011

dry-twatted

1) To fuck someone (or something) over, and not in a good way.

2) Any situation that is comparable to being face-to-face with a dry twat. (we all know wet twats are better.)

Example1: (after being ditched for poker night) Man you dry-twatted me on playing them cards that night.

Example2: Buttr-Z wanted to play but got dry-twatted cuz she wanted to cuddle.

by drodhertzer August 19, 2014

cherry twister

When Your Fucking Your Girl And You Twist Her Nipple And Cum On Her Tits.

I did a cherry twister on Miguels mom.

by IFuckedMiguelsMom2Times April 21, 2016

pillow twister

A derogatory term for a male homosexual. Usually used to describe the "bottom" of a homosexual pair.

"He's got a little sumpin sumpin about him I can't resist. I'll be his pillow twister anytime." - Homosexual Kyle.

by JohnnyLongDong March 8, 2017

midget twister

When a man lays down while a midget sits on his dick and he proceeds to spin her on his dick as to resemble a twister

"Dude I gave Jenny a huge midget twister last night"

by StormRydr1 July 31, 2017

Pork Twister

When a fat girl gives you a double fisted twisting hand job until you nut all over them sausage fingers.

I took that girl home from the bar last night. You mean that fat chick? Yea braaaaahhh. She gave me the best pork Twister I’ve had yet.

by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018

Tidioute twister

When a guy gets a large breasted woman from the rural mountain area of Pennsylvania and spins her on his penis.

Went to camp last weekend and got me a tidioute twister.

by Fordcitykid November 17, 2018