The Cuban Treatment 

To get stufpified drunk and punch a hole in a wall, only to cover it with a Cuban flag. Used as a common threat to a person.

"Dude Masen was so plastered last night, he gave Calvin the Cuban Treatment last night!"

The Cuban Treatment by Forestman March 19, 2010

The LOST Treatment 

Consoling someone whose life sucks by telling them their life doesn't suck in a parallel universe.

Joe: Dude, I lost my job, my family's dead, and I'm stuck on this god damned island.
Henry: Hey don't worry man, in a parallel universe your life is awesome and everyone loves you.
Joe: Fuck you, man. Stop fucking giving me the LOST Treatment.

The LOST Treatment by RJHey April 17, 2010

theater tree 

What you call a person in high school or Jr high who is the best in a theater group, but gets cast in terrible roles because of an obvious dislike from the director.

Sanjaya: So Flotus, I heard about you being the chorus in the high school musical. I sorry, dude.

Flotus: DOnt worry. Every one knows that I'm the theater tree so I don't mind much.

theater tree by Nonyo Binness June 4, 2007

Teathen 

Noun, a person that claims to believe in the Christian religion but does not adhere to the doctrine, but instead believes in the Almighty Corporation. A Teathen believes "I want what I want when I want it"

etymology: from Tea Party + heathen

Eric Cantor is a Teathen

Paul Ryan is a Teathen

Teathen by jesterjester July 31, 2011

gift-teating 

The act of inviting fringe, or remotely connected people to an event such as a shower, birthday party, christening, etc. for the sole purpose of getting more gifts.

Nancy was gift-teating for her son's graduation so that he'd get lots of presents and cash.

gift-teating by bruce st.asiuk March 12, 2006

BattleBlock Theater

So your best friend's a vegetable now
Blah, blah, blah
But you know what they say:
When life gives you potatoes, you make potato salad
And I've got just the recipe—
Hit it!

Verse
Buckle your pants, Buckle-buckle your pants
Pull up your socks and dance! (Wooh!)
Buck-buck, BAWK-BAWK, buckle your pants
Bucka-bucka-bucka-bucka buckle your pants!
Buckle your pants, Buckle-buckle your pants-
Hey! I said dance! (Yahoo!)
Buck-buck, BAWK-BAWK, buckle your pants
Bucka-bucka-bucka-bucka buckle your pants!
(Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, baw! Woo!)
Ladies! (Yeah?) Buckle your pants!
Gentlemen! (What? Yeah?) Buckle your pants!
Boys and girls of all ages! (Yeah-hee!)
Buckle your pants or they might fall down! (Hr-brr-brr-brr-brr!)
Hey you! Buckle your pants! (Buckle your pants!)
Yes you! Buckle your pants! (Brrucka-rucka-rucka-rucka)
Everybody! Buckle your pants!
But if you don't want to (NO!)
That's fine (WRONG!)
Refrain
Buckle your pants! Buckle your pants!
Buckle your pants or your pants will fall to the ground!
Buckle your pants! (Hey-yeah-ay)
Just buckle them babies nice and tight please

Outro
Buckle your pants! A-buckle your pants!
A-buck-buck-buck-buck buckle your pants
Buckle your pants! A-buckle your pants!
A-buck-buck-buck-buck buckle your pants (Myahh)
Buckle your pants! A-buckle your pants!
A-buck-buck-buck-buck buckle your pants
BUCKLE YOUR PANTS, BUCKLE YOUR PANTS
BUCK-BUCK-BUCK-BUCK BLRLLRLRRLRLRLR (MYA!)

Battleblock Theater: a fight of parkour on a theater

BattleBlock Theater by FazeDoger_ January 2, 2022

Dream Theater 

The best band Ever. Progressive Metal, they have two 24 minute songs (A Change Of Seasons, Octavarium) And one 42 minute song (Second Cd of Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence)
Popular Rock bands wish they had the skills of the gods (if they have heard of them) They are so awsome John Petrucci went with G3, each member is highly skilled. I was an atheist, and these guys has caused me to convert to their cult following. Most people cannot begin to fathom how much these guys rock. They could be their own supergroup.

Average Joe: Omg I just bought Senses Fail tickets!

Me: *Bitch Slaps him with an Octavarium CD*

Average Joe: Holy Shit dude. I felt the intense power of that band without even listening to it! I've found the light! Thank you from that terrible fate my comrade!

Me: Not a problem, now lets go and scalp those tickets and get Dream Theater tickets.

Dream Theater by Captain Dream Theater January 23, 2007