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tappy tap 

Putting your penis on a person's face while they are sleeping and tapping it on their face until they wake up. When they wake up, you say, "Tappy Tap!"
Don't fall asleep on the bus or I'll give you a tappy tap.
tappy tap by Hank Hill Jr. III September 6, 2013
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Any sexual position in which the man is sitting and the woman sits in his lap.
Last night, I had the best lap tap of my life!
lap tap by catkicker mcpeeee December 8, 2010

pus on tap 

A place where there is plenty of vagina or hot girls, so much so that it is said to be 'on tap' like draught beer. It is readily available.
Sweet man, it looks like pus on tap!
pus on tap by timmyclass April 6, 2011

Spinal Tap 

This is when you poop and it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
Man, that was one hell of a spinal tap.
Spinal Tap by SiirPatron September 24, 2011

Are you gonna tap that? 

A term used for two guyys to ask eachother. They are usually seeing who should go after a hot girl.
Guy 1: Look at the hottie.
Guy 2: Are you gonna tap that?
Guy 1: Hell yeah!
Guy 2: ightttt man, right into her pants
Guy !; Hell yes.

id tap that 

tap or hit or spank a girls butt.
butt id tap that spank "Hey Billy, Kelly has a nice butt, dont you think so?" "Yea, id tap that"
id tap that by redpsp1020 March 4, 2009