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squintler

A recent derogatory term for people with slant eye or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus.

Usually used to refer to people of Asian descent, because of its common appearance as a physical appearance trait, and because of its similarities with squinting one's eyes.
Person 1: "Oh yeah dude, what do you call 'em? Dog-eaters? Coin-slot eyes?"

Person 2: "I call them... Squintlers."

Person 1: "Woah dude! Haven't heard of that one before!"
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squirt patch

the best squirt candy next to wareed's and recently
"bro do you want a wareed's or a squirt patch"
by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex October 16, 2024
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squirt

a summer camp game which is for <10 y/o children. the most skibidi game i found.
Bro 1: hey, do you think things could get worse?
Bro 2: SQUIRT!!
by mrbeast539275 December 4, 2024
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Squirt Sheets

Noun.

The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
My dear son,

That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
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Squirt Tip

Noun.

The generous gratuity left for housekeeping at a hotel when you feel bad about leaving behind a puddle of female ejaculate on the bed for someone else to deal with
1 - Honey, do you have cash for a squirt tip?

2 - I'll gladly pay the squirt tip if it means I don't have to wash the sheets again.
by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
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Squintched

An onomatopoeia verb primarily used in reference to ones sphincter.

It refers to both the motion and sound of tightly contracting ones sphincter muscle; clenching ones asshole.
I squintched so hard when that cop turned on his lights, luckily he was after the guy i was passing.
by FreeKatt420 December 27, 2024
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SQUINTERPOL

The International Criminal Police Organization that predominately operates in Asia.
As soon as I stepped foot in Laos, I was apprehended by the SQUINTERPOL.
by The Rat of Alberta January 19, 2025
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