Definitions by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex

Dirty Jaryn 

the act of poking holes in ones genitals and getting them to pee into and cup then pouring it onto yourselfwhile shouting "daddy jaryn!"

hey me and james did a dirty jaryn now he cant pee straight

Dirty Jaryn by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex October 29, 2024

squirt patch

the best squirt candy next to wareed's and recently

"bro do you want a wareed's or a squirt patch"

squirt patch by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex October 16, 2024

Glizaak

the gayest man you'll meet, giant nose, twink, mexican. this is the type of guy you'll see cumming in public to a child (preferably named jaryn).

glizaak- "I'm bouta bust"
jaryn - "thats racist"

Glizaak by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex May 5, 2024

I'm in love with my dad 

the wise words of Matthew Watson

"OoooOoO I'm in love with my dad~"

I'm in love with my dad by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex August 14, 2022