sexualmonkeyhasunclesex's definitions

squirt patch

the best squirt candy next to wareed's and recently

"bro do you want a wareed's or a squirt patch"

by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex October 16, 2024

Dirty Jaryn

the act of poking holes in ones genitals and getting them to pee into and cup then pouring it onto yourselfwhile shouting "daddy jaryn!"

hey me and james did a dirty jaryn now he cant pee straight

by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex October 29, 2024

I'm in love with my dad

the wise words of Matthew Watson

"OoooOoO I'm in love with my dad~"

by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex August 14, 2022

Glizaak

the gayest man you'll meet, giant nose, twink, mexican. this is the type of guy you'll see cumming in public to a child (preferably named jaryn).

glizaak- "I'm bouta bust"
jaryn - "thats racist"

by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex May 5, 2024