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Square Of Death

A drinking game played by those in the know, Ninjas and visionaries.

The game requires several players, alcohol and a pack of cards.
After the initial "initiation" rounds, the players are left with four dealt cards and then enter The Square Of Death - which is ALWAYS marked by all players making an outline of a square with both hands then mimicking the cutting of their own throats.

The square of death is made of a 4 x 4 square of cards and each card carries a differing level of drink penalty or nomination.

There are no winners....just very drunken players.
Legend has it that Elvis, George Best, Ollie Reed and Jimi Hendrix are actually still locked in a game of Square of Death and have not actually died at all.

JFK's head exploded when he thought back to the game of Square of Death he had played the previous night.

Pilot: Hey, our flight is pushed back 2 hours...whuddya wanna do?
Co-Pilot: Square of Death?
Pilot: Good call.
by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006
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69 Squared

The act in which four people form a square and perform oral on each other. Kind of like stacking lincoln logs but with humans.
Fred: Dude, how was that party last nite?

Jorge: IT was NUTS. Me, two chicks, and one of there boy friends 69 squared. It was crazy.
by Ginga-Ninja May 18, 2009
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The pineapple squad is cool as 🍍. They are the swaggy people.
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A show that used to be great pre 2005, but ever since then the show has gone downhill and has turned into an all out Spongebob and Patrick lovefest.
Spongebob: I love you Patrick.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Spongebob: I'll ask Squidward if he wants to join.
Patrick: I'm hungry. Be right back Spongebob, I'm gonna go eat this rock.

Kid 1: Wow, Spongebob Squarepants is great!

Kid 2: WTF, No it sucks balls.
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Two-squared

Verb. The act of two-squaring is to intentionally leave only two squares of toilet paper on the roll, thus fooling the next user into thinking sufficient ass-wiping supplies are available when they, in fact, are not.
Frank: "I heard you broke up with Shelly. What's up with that?"

Bob: "What can I say? The bitch two-squared me one too many times."

also:

Ray: "Motherfucker! Why do I always get two-squared during my morning shit after a night of fried food and Bud heavy?"
by duke5572 October 29, 2007
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square tie

a relatively small comic based on a square shaped tie, created by Sabrina Montague, that is enjoying a growing fanbase and internet support, and can be found at: www.myspace.com/squaretie
'have you seen that new square tie comic... is soo geeeky?!!'
by sabz121 October 29, 2008
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