sincereapholopus

Not being able to look at a bucket for longer than 3 seconds

One of my friends with sincereapholopus looked at a bucket for longer than 3 seconds and his eyes started bleeding.

by mrPengun May 12, 2021

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Sense of humor

The wrong people think that if you have one you're not serious, because they're not serious. They don't get what a sense of humor is, they think it is making fun of double standards and bullshit like that. A sense of humor is like common sense, it's dangerous not to have one.

The bubbly girl thought that because what she said and did was unhilarious and showed a poor sense of humor she would never admit to having, because she thought she was the funniest person in the world (because she was a narcissist) , that everybody else was like her, just as silly as her. If they said or did something that other people thought was funny or got, even if she didn't, to her it meant that the other person wasn't serious, because she wasn't serious, (she didn't hold anything sacred enough to be serious about it) so nobody else was either.

by The Original Agahnim June 24, 2021

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Sense of humor

Stephen King calls it anger with it's make up on, so when someone is always making unhilarious attempts at humor, it's because they are silly, not angry. It's because they are the worst kind of clown, one that isn't funny.

It's better not to have any sense of humor than to make unhilarious attempts at one to be part of a group so that you don't end up alone.

by The Original Agahnim June 24, 2021

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sinceuh_when

reese is literally the prettiest person alive. and everyone of you dumb bitches who attacks her we all know ur secretly in love with her and she is MINE. MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE for the taking. she’s literally flawless, and she’s so smart and funny. this bitch lost her art supplies but like we can fix that (by we i mean u girl ur like in another country). reese is literally an amazing friend, like i just know she won’t switch up or whe we fight say something stupid or use something against u. tbh she’s literally perfect y’all can eat ass if u don’t agree. actually idc if u agree because if u don’t ur opinions not relevant because it’s not factual. she’s perfect, that’s a fact get over it. (bae if u ever read this i adore u milaya devushka<33). k bye🙄

“reese is literally the best human walking this planet”
“but what about chris ev-“
“no bitch it’s reese, i said what i said.”
being called reese means you are automatically an amazing friend. take it as a compliment bitch it is one.
sinceuh_when aka reese means beauty, and being an amazing person all around.

by marvelsbiggestwhore June 24, 2021

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