The type of guy who always wants to blow things up and doesn't care if you're blind and deaf from the explosion of his self-built bomb. He is smart and kind and probably has the biggest cock in history.
-"Simon I was deaf and blind from that explosion!"
"Hahahahahaha!"-
-"You're such a Simon."
-"Damn I don't have any money left."
"No problem, you can have my joint, I have enough
weed at home"-
-"Thank you Simon. You're always so friendly, I wish I had a cock as big as yours."
"Hahahahahaha!"-
-"You're such a Simon."
-"Damn I don't have any money left."
"No problem, you can have my joint, I have enough
weed at home"-
-"Thank you Simon. You're always so friendly, I wish I had a cock as big as yours."
by play-with-d-in-evening November 22, 2021
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Get the Simonmug. Audio of Simon Seville from Alvin and the Chipmunks getting some MAD sloppy. Like some CRAZY dynamite head.
by gurtmiester69 October 23, 2025
Get the C. Simonmug. Well well so you want to know what a Simon is, well there’s not too much to know really apart from he compensated for something with his obnoxiousness and antipathy for children cough small penis cough
by YcaUAD March 16, 2019
Get the Simonmug. 
Get the Simon Nøragermug.