Angery Pirate 

When you are having sex with someone and right before you Cum you kick them in the leg and spooge in there eye ,and they limp away half blind and moaning "Aarrgh"

"That girl said she wanted me to Donkey puch her so instead I gave here a Angery pirate"
or
We went to the Liquor store and she said she wanted to go sailing with captian so when we got home I gave her the "Angery Pirate"
or
"I gave that block rocking Bitch a Angery Pirate"

Angery Pirate by BigHam October 29, 2004

the angrey pirate 

Whilst a women is giving you head, at the point of semenation you blow your load in one of her eyes and then stamp on her foot. Thus making her the angrey pirate, she hobbles and has one eye.

The bitch wasnt performing so i gave her a sweet dose of the angrey pirate. It was funny to see her hobble

the angrey pirate by Master Apps September 18, 2005

Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey 

It is said that the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey is the only thing in existence that can survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. This creature dwells in the deepest areas of the amazon rainforest feasting on various fruits and plants. Standing 12 feet tall and armed with an arsenal of pirate weapons and ninja skills it is quite simply the most deadly animal on the planet.

*WARNING*

Stay away, extremely dangerous DO NOT APPROACH under any circumstances

None available, nobody has ever been near the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey and survived.

Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey Death Sword Shuriken Amazon Chuck Norris Chuck Norris

Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey by Genuine Chocolate Face December 21, 2010

reverse porch pirate 

The act of going directly to someone's place of residence and leaving them a package, rather than sending it through the mail. The contents can be anything from a glitter bomb to a legitimate gift.

I'm bored and that prick who stole my lunch last week isn't home, so I'm gonna reverse porch pirate him with my cat's used litter.

reverse porch pirate by blue_heart February 14, 2023

sleepy pirate 

The action of squirting love pudding on a sleeping victim's eye with the intent that when the wake up and the semen is crusty, they will then rub their eye and say "YAAAR!"

My woman looked too innocent while sleeping, so I had to give her the ol' sleepy pirate. Yar.

sleepy pirate by lihgljhhgdffhd7764 February 15, 2006

Parking Pirate 

A Parking Pirate is someone who lurks in parking lots at malls and major retailers seeking out the best possible parking spot. These people will circle aimlessly, avoiding all the open spots at the back of the lot, until alas, they spot their mark...the shopper with bags in one hand, and keys in the other.

This pirate then creeps upon it's target, slowly following them as they make their way across the lot. They're watching you. They're following you. They are going to pillage you for your spot.

As you get closer to your vehicle, their blinker goes on. Avast! They're set to drop anchor. Fire in the hole!

There's always so many Parking Pirates at the mall right before Christmas.

Parking Pirate by Jenn Gren December 19, 2008

fudge pirate

A Gay Dude

The fudge pirate wanted permission to come aboard.

fudge pirate by stealtho May 10, 2004