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The action of squirting love pudding on a sleeping victim's eye with the intent that when the wake up and the semen is crusty, they will then rub their eye and say "YAAAR!"
My woman looked too innocent while sleeping, so I had to give her the ol' sleepy pirate. Yar.
by lihgljhhgdffhd7764 February 14, 2006
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A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.
PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!
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If your wench is passed out, and you need to teach her a lesson. Bust a load in one of her eyes,rendering it useless and creating a patch that teaches her that "yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum!"
"One time I gave that bitch a sleepy pirate and she had to wear an eyepatch for a week.
by ashley larry February 06, 2008
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